whits aw the bangin

ahm tryin tae watch this al pacino movie on the sky and aw ah can hear oot the windae is boom this n boom that, wee bastards wi bangers man.

i mean i wis a wee cheeky ned wanker when ah wis wee, ah chucked bangers n rockets at folk it wis a pure laugh man. but ye get older - ye buy a playstation and a big telly and pay yer rent tae the landlord wank and ye get a nice burd and dae aw the grown up stuff and wan o the things ye stop daein is chuckin fireworks aboot like a wee cheeky ned.

ah knew this wee bam frae coatbrig, big bastard o a rocket in his fingers givin it "aw man ahm gonnae pure blow this up" and he never noticed the wee taper bit wis mair short than the other wans he wis firin off aw night. spark, sizzle, fuckin bang - nae fingers left. he went away hame screamin. didnae see'm much after that. funny as fuck when yer a wee ned mind, but when yer aw adult n'that ye want tae know yer gonnae huv yer fingers on yer haun the next mornin, know whit um sayin?

so i know it's pure rippin off the chewin the fat bawbags but neds, see playin wi fireworks, gonnae no dae that?