haw man, hairy bush

wis watchin the news, aw aboot they two hairy wans in the states toolin up fir the elections the day. coupla fannies man. if theyre no gonnae gi me any extra bru money, i couldnae care if they sat in a big tub o jelly an fought tae find some ice cream in the middle. that wid be pretty cool but. even better man, gi thum a couplae air pistols an dae the whole walk ten paces shite then watch em pummel fuck oot each oers faces, quality!

mind you a air cap in the nads man, that wid sting fur weeks!