whit a wee dick

wis watchin that al pacino on the sky last night, he wis bringin this wee dick colin farrell intae the cia, aw pure spooks n spies man. its the same wee dick that wis in the minority report wi tom cruise an harts war wi bruce willis. he tries tae be the pure hard man but faced wi superior hardness he turns intae a pure fannybaws. somebody gi'um a doin, eh?

aw done for the night

right, thats ma first night on the blogger, it's been pretty good, hope yis all enjoyed yersels, ye've been a lovely audience, don't forget to try the veal :)

one o ma buds on the msn wis showin me this photie site flickr and a saw this

click on the photie tae see it bigger

how cool does that m3 look? pure magic man. if ah wisnae on the bru it wid be a m3 fir me hahaha! it's the right colour too ... wonder where he lives hehehe

whits aw the bangin

ahm tryin tae watch this al pacino movie on the sky and aw ah can hear oot the windae is boom this n boom that, wee bastards wi bangers man.

i mean i wis a wee cheeky ned wanker when ah wis wee, ah chucked bangers n rockets at folk it wis a pure laugh man. but ye get older - ye buy a playstation and a big telly and pay yer rent tae the landlord wank and ye get a nice burd and dae aw the grown up stuff and wan o the things ye stop daein is chuckin fireworks aboot like a wee cheeky ned.

ah knew this wee bam frae coatbrig, big bastard o a rocket in his fingers givin it "aw man ahm gonnae pure blow this up" and he never noticed the wee taper bit wis mair short than the other wans he wis firin off aw night. spark, sizzle, fuckin bang - nae fingers left. he went away hame screamin. didnae see'm much after that. funny as fuck when yer a wee ned mind, but when yer aw adult n'that ye want tae know yer gonnae huv yer fingers on yer haun the next mornin, know whit um sayin?

so i know it's pure rippin off the chewin the fat bawbags but neds, see playin wi fireworks, gonnae no dae that?

magic

got maself a laptoap aff a mate so ahm sittin in front the telly typin oot shite intae ma new blog thing

uhv been readin these blog things cos thur a pure laff like. aw these troops tawkin pish aboot thur birds or thuv got a shitey life n aw that. none eh that pish here man. ah got a B in english at school man but ah cannae be fucked typin oot shite wi all the rite spellink. did ye see wha i did there? rite? haha. ahm a pure laugh man :):):)